Saturday, September 10, 2022

For King And Country

When I was a wee lad, I ordered a copy of the Texas travel guide and mapped out a 30 day mega journey, hitting everything in the State that looked cool. My family never made that trip. But I am glad to say that during a very strange year of selling textbooks to schools throughout Texas, I hit 75% of my tourist goals. I'm talking all the hot stuff - Battle of Gonzales battlefield to the Confederate Air Force (now known as the politically correct, Commemorative Air Force). I saw everything from Paisano Pete, the giant Road Runner statue in Fort Stockton, to the East Texas Yamboree in Gilmer, celebrating you guessed it - Sweet Potatoes, better known as Yams. I traveled to Paris, Athens, Dublin, and Odessa, and never crossed Texas state lines.

This state is big and beautiful, and so very interesting. Most of these places can be visited over a long weekend, depending on where you start.

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Seven Mile Beach, Grand Cayman
If given a choice, I would likely go back to Finland, or Greece, or the Virgin Islands, or Toronto, or Montreal - truly the prettiest big city in North America.

Even in North America, you can literally be brought to tears by the beauty of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. They are spectacular in Winter, probably even better during the Summer. And of course the Blue Ridge Parkway is probably one of the most impressive drives in the United States.

There are certainly some very beautiful places throughout North America, and of course the world. But my heart remains in Texas!


The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water...Upon observing King Chuck on the bank, she promptly returned to her watery home, Excalibur still in hand.

I will never understand why any modern nation would subsidize a monarchy. But then again, we've got a whole city (Washington DC) of ne'er-do-wells, getting rich off taxpayers, who consider themselves to be our betters. Maybe England does have the better system of just one family of miscreants rather than the whole government. 

Oddly, I am not listed in the top 62 of the current line of succession. I truly do not understand this oversight. I would make a great king! Maybe England should consider changing monarchs daily? They could have a King For A Day? Make it a prize on a game show?


Or an even better take on a dying empire, "Heil Me!"


Texas produces some of the most beautiful women on the planet. It is a melting pot of various cultures, blessed with an abundance of sunshine, allowing women to get a healthy, heaping dose of Vitamin D, and plenty of fun in the Sun. So it should be no surprise that a giant school like the University of Texas would have some of the prettiest cheerleaders/pom squad in the country. But what the heck is up with those awful uniforms? You might as well dress the ladies in cow costumes. You've got more money than half the NCAA schools combined, surely you can do better than this?

These Uniforms - Hot, or Not?



My vote is a resounding "NOT". Although in that second photograph, the brunette in the background, could probably make anything look great. Its a shame I could not find a better shot of her. 




Das ist alles für heute!




Wednesday, September 07, 2022

One Ring To Rule Them All

There is so much happening in the world, but I choose not to be depressed. I will follow Paul's advice and pray for those in authority. That will take care of them and me.

I urge you, first of all, to pray for all people. Ask God to help them; intercede on their behalf, and give thanks for them. 2 Pray this way for kings and all who are in authority so that we can live peaceful and quiet lives marked by godliness and dignity. 3 This is good and pleases God our Savior, 4 who wants everyone to be saved and to understand the truth. - 1 Timothy 2:1-4 NLT


So this came across my Twitter stream.




So I had a few minutes to waste, and a video editing tool. 


Do not try this yourself. Selecting beautiful women is for highly qualified individuals. Remember, I am a professional.



I have probably seen the Austin Power movies 10 times since they were released. But I never noticed this 80s rock star playing in Austin Power's band.



Don't recognize her? How about this?


Yes, its Susanna Hoffs, lead singer of The Bangles, and a favorite of many lads in the early 80s.



Its football season! And yes, this is SMUs Year!!



More wins to come.




I have no idea why I made this meme. But there is truth in it.